Monday Review 1.14

Good evening to you, my friends and loyal followers (however many you are). I’m multi-tasking at the moment. While I’m writing another long awaited Monday review, I’m also experimenting in the kitchen. Sometimes you have no choice but to pull whatever you can find in the pantry and attempt to make a meal. Tonight’s dinner? Freshly pealed, oven fried potato slices caked in butter and then mixed with a glorious helping of scrambled eggs and topped with melted colby jack shredded cheese. Now that’s a dinner that shoots straight for your arteries! You know it sounds delicious!

It was a great week for me spending time with friends and family. I also got a chance to catch the new Quentin Tarantino movie; Django Unchained, and It. Was. AWESOME! If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it.

Here’s what happened on your favorite blog this week:

  • Three Sad Cats – This guy is crazy for offering so little for the concert event of the century this past weekend. I wonder if he pulled off the impossible and got the house to himself Saturday night.
  • Spit in My Face – Where do these guys come up with this stuff?? As far as I can tell, he’s totally serious about his fetish.
  • Was that it? Really? Maybe I throw you a bonus at some point in the near future.

Don’t forget to check out the FB fan page because it’s pretty lonely and needs some friends.

Let’s talk about some interesting occurrences that happened with the blog. Remember last week we talked about how WordPress is really good at telling me how you guys are finding my blog? Well this week is no different. Here’s the latest activity:

Weekly Search Terms

My favorite is “choose rape porn”. Really? Someone actually searched for that?

The phrase “she is spitting at you fetish” actually came from Norway, of all places. I don’t know why that surprised me since, obviously, there are freaks all over the world, so why would Norway be any different? I thought I’d spend some time there and see what kind of ads these guys are posting up in those parts. You know what? It was actually pretty tame.

Are you interested? Of course you are!


Sex Partner

Oh yea? You’re really looking for a “lady” to have as a sex partner on Craigslist. I love how nonchalant you are about the whole thing and that’s a nice touch for you to mention “keeping each other company sometimes”.


Nice Car

Does this type of douchebaggery actually work in Norway? I feel like there are many men out there who think this way, but don’t actually say it out loud. I’ll give you credit for trying.


Pee Ad

Short, sweet and to the point. This ad is a little more risqué than the norm for the Norway CL, but at least you’re honest. I don’t know how “fun” this really is, but I’ll take your word for it.


And then there’s this guy…

I love cock

WOW! You, sir, have no shame! This is the most disgusting picture I’ve seen on CL and I’m having trouble understanding why you felt the need to take it to another level by adding that hand written sign. I guess I really just have one good question. Who the fuck is holding the camera?? I can only imagine the look on my buddy’s face if I said “Hey dude; Can you take a pic of my asshole for me? Wait, wait, wait… Let’s add a sign and make it really artistic.”

 

***Good night my friends. Hope you have a great rest of the week.

Oh one more thing. Here’s my experimental dinner…

Dinner

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