Here’s something you don’t see every day. I didn’t even know such a costume existed, much less for a grown man. I’m just gonna come right out and say it for everybody who’s ever come across this ad. You’re a 270 lb man standing 6’4 and you have a creepy sex offender beard. For crying out loud get the fuck out of an adult Winnie the Pooh costume, man! Does owning this thing come with a stipulation that you must notify your neighbors within 24 hours of purchase, you honey loving fuckneck? If it doesn’t, it should.
Look, if you and your “heavyset” old lady dabble in some tame Disney character role-play in the bedroom, that’s your business, but don’t bring that shit to CL and talk to me about how much women love to rub your tummy and take pictures with you.
Good grief, man… All right fuck it, I’ll take it. Let me know what you’re interested in trading and let’s make a deal. I just picked up a sex swing from a guy who actually thought his heavyset old lady would be cool with it without talking to her first. Dumb ass! I guess they can’t all have women like yours and mine, huh buttercup?
Write me back and let me know something.
By any chance would the women’s Winnie the Pooh costume happen to look like the one below… except on a heavyset woman’s body?
Thank you so much for not wearing this one for the CL pic!
***Can someone please buy me an adult Winnie the Pooh costume? Please?