Spreading your wings

Hum Bird

I realize it’s not easy to write a great ad that grabs the attention of your typical CL whore female. With so many thousands of ads on this website from horny guys like the two of us, you need to think of something extremely witty and entertaining to say without sounding too creepy or perverted. You, my friend, succeeded in sounding like you live in a basement in your mother’s house and you play sick games with the women you keep in cages down there. This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen and I used to be a roadie for The Wiggles.

 Wiggles

 

Fail. Go back and try again. And for fuck’s sake, stay away from any animal references. It’s not cute. Let it go.

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